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See
pretty Elijah on Good Morning America! *dies*
If my coworkers keep on showing me gory stills from
The Passion of The Christ, I might start having second thoughts about watching it. I know it's supposed to portray the suffering of Christ and all, but eeeeekkk.
Reminds me of this really, really horrible X-Files fic I read years ago where Mulder and Scully were so horribly tortured by CSM minions that all you could wish for was their death -- as soon as possible. I hated the author's sadism, because s/he seemed to enjoy those tortures scenes. I stopped reading halfway.
I may be getting a bit biased, but I don't know... is it really necessary to be that gory and violent? This sounds wonky coming from the woman who cheered during
Kill Bill Vol. I, but still. That was a work of fiction, and this is supposed to be based on a true story -- I guess that's the difference.
Oh, who am I kidding? I'm going to see it when it opens nere.
From
imdb:
Martinez: I Find Models Unattractive -- French movie hunk Olivier Martinez has good news for girlfriend Kylie Minogue - he finds young models unattractive. The "Unfaithful" actor, 38 - who has been dating 35-year-old Kylie for a year - knows that girls who are still in their teens may look like dream lovers but are in reality too inexperienced in life to be interesting. And Olivier would never date a model anyway - because they are not clever enough for him. He explains, "You don't need to be 18 to be beautiful. At 18, most of the time, you are stupid. I used to think, I want girls like that. But beauty is not all about looks. I have never met a model with a brain."
Yeah, 'cause he's dating the ugliest woman on Earth. WTF, dude? Talk about a brain fart.
*rolls eyes*