1) Mom went to the urologist yesterday, and turns out the guy who made the firt test on her kidneys was on bad crack, because the doctor told her she only had one (one!) little stone in her right kidney. WTF? He told her she needed no diet and no meds -- just another test to make sure she really is ok. Her chocoholic self was deliriously happy, yo! Hee. So no surgery. Thank goodness.

2) I woke up all achy because of the cold. The arthritis kicked in full force and I had to wake up like 20 minutes earlier in order to be realy on time. Horrible. I felt like a rusty robot. I couldn't move properly and my back and my wrists hurt like a motherfucker. Of course I ended up getting cranky and miserable -- by the point I got to the office I was beyond depressed. Had to lock myself up in the bathroom for 20 minutes to get myself together. I hate it when I get like this.

3) Mommy, look at the pretty Dom on Craig Kilborn! And um, mommy? Look at the scary tinhats, too.

Now, seriously. I find hard to grasp the concept of those people who blindly believe their slash is real. I honestly couldn't care less if Dom and Elihah are gay or not, but really. Who gives a fuck? And why should you give a fuck? And most importantly, why should you build a "Dom does PR before the Oscars so the homophobe voters won't find about the Forbidden Hot Gay Affair he has with Elijah" theory based on thin air that came out of your ass? That shit's creepy, man.