"I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl. It was not intentional and is regrettable."

-- Justin Timberlake, "apologizing" for exposing Janet Jackson's breast during the Super Bowl Half-Time performance

Hee. It was weird, really. When I came back to my room, half of the performance had passed already and there was Janet Jackson singing. I really, really liked her outfit, especially from the waist down. It had a Gondorian punk vibe that made chainmail sexy. Then comes Justin, who obviously needs to eat a burger, or desperately needs to find pants that fit him better, considering he has a really nice ass. Anyway. J and J bump and grind and also lipsynch in the most horrible way I've seen in years, and there, at the end, Justin reaches out for Janet's breast and rips off the right cup of her costume's bra. I go all WTF, and swear I can see a nipple piercing and all. At the end, it's not that the exposing itself was shocking, it was just so out of place it felt ten kinds of weird. Then I just didn't know if it had really happened, beacuse it was so fast, and then the commentarors didn't say a thing. Hello, it was Janet Jackson's right boob there, people! Ackowledge it! ;)

So, today MTV tries the denial game and say they didn't know about it and CBS says sorry, we didn't mean to show you Ms. Jackson's boob. On the other hand, The Drudge Report says they all knew about it, something that's kind of obvious when you see the pictures and realize Janet Jackson had a golden pastie on her breast. Yeah, we all wear pasties undeneath our clothes normally just in case Justin Timberlake feels like taking advantage of wardrobe malfunctions. ;)

I'm totally laissez-faire, laissez-passer on all this stuff, but I wonder what are they gonna try to pull off next. Fellatio? Watch out for the Oscars just in case.