You thought there wouldn't be a horny post today, huh? You're sadly mistaken.

It's amazing the quality of the porn you can find on the internet. All my fangirl moves of the week have taught me that. A sample:



Billy: Imagine I'm a girl. I'm at a bar.
Dom: (Turns to Billy) 'ow ar' ye?
Billy: Yeah, I'm good.
Dom: So, you wanna... you wanna kiss me deeply?
Billy: (Turning at Dom) Where?
Dom: Little 'round mouth.
Billy: Yeah, I'll have a go at that.
Dom: (Turning at the interviewer) See?
Billy: It works! I would never have thought I would've done that.

Squee!