Let me show you a picture of Bono from yesterday's American Film Institute awards luncheon:



Okay, now I wonder:

1) WTF happened to his hair? It's red and yellow and weird.
2) At first I though, "Damn, Ali is indeed getting better with age!" until I found out that was Andrea Corr, and not his wife.
3) WTF happened to his hair?

No wonder the new album is getting so long -- they must be working out extreme ways to rebuild the Bono Hair.