December 11, 2003
Wankfest
Last night I found Vanity Fair's December 2003 issue while browsing through Tecni-Ciencia's magazine section. I gasped, yelped and moaned, embarrassing myself in front of the other customers. But can you blame me?
See Kyan & Robert Gant with the sexy faces. See Kyan, Carson and Gale FUCKING Harold all lounged out and all touchy-feely in white. See GALE HAROLD, for God's sake, doing the "these are my bitches" bit with Scott Lowell and Randy Harrison. See Thom doing the brow thing and looking extremely fuckable. See Hal Sparks, sweet Lord. See the hotness of the Jai. Erick McCormarck wants you to do things to him, judging by the look in his eyes, and there's also Ted (TED!) with his hand down Peter Paige's pants, and it's ALL TOO MUCH for me, because I'm practically having an erection here. I mean, they're hot enough as they are, and on top of that they make them do all these poses? PORN, I say! PORN!
Me wanna.
See Kyan & Robert Gant with the sexy faces. See Kyan, Carson and Gale FUCKING Harold all lounged out and all touchy-feely in white. See GALE HAROLD, for God's sake, doing the "these are my bitches" bit with Scott Lowell and Randy Harrison. See Thom doing the brow thing and looking extremely fuckable. See Hal Sparks, sweet Lord. See the hotness of the Jai. Erick McCormarck wants you to do things to him, judging by the look in his eyes, and there's also Ted (TED!) with his hand down Peter Paige's pants, and it's ALL TOO MUCH for me, because I'm practically having an erection here. I mean, they're hot enough as they are, and on top of that they make them do all these poses? PORN, I say! PORN!
Me wanna.