Last night was my friend Melissa's Bachelorette Party.

I'm trying to find an adjective for it and I can't. It was like a Roman orgy, only with our clothes on. I had never been dry-humped so much in my life... and enjoyed it THIS much. But really, you should have seen the stripper -- there's no way a human body can be that hard. I'll just say I've never been so perverted in my whole life. I feel downright porn today. Hehee!