July 1, 2002
Finales
This week was End of Season on TV, except for those bastards at Fox, who won't let me watch the Buffy finale until August. Bitches. And the Queer as Folk finale is in 2 weeks. Wheee!
Ally McBeal: What a lameass series finale. Manipulative and unbelievable at best. "But hey, we have Barry White to make you forget how stupid the script is." Ally deserved a better good-bye.
West Wing: The one that made me cry. And I don't mean that in a good way. WHY those fucking bastards had to kill Simon?!? He was the best original character this season, unlike whiny, stupid Amy. I swear, I wanna throttle her every time she's on screen. And she's supposed to represent the smart, intelligent woman of the 21st century? I'm depressed.
Friends: Hilarious. But they better stop the Joey/Rachel thing there, because the both of them together is just a thousand shades of wrong. Just get her and Ross together and make everyone happy. And Joey is SO Phoebe's. <.g>
Gilmore Girls: A big WTF to poor Sookie's wedding, which was as freakish as you could get. I always wonder why do they have to make her a bufoon. She's not stupid, for cripe's sakes. Another WTF to Lorelai sleeping with Christopher, which was sweet for 5 minutes until you realize how many fuck-ups that idea would involve. And whoops! Sherri's pregnant, so I'm sorry, Lorelai. You'e alone again. Bye! And a big boo hiss to her for being a bitch to Luke. But go Rory for kissing Jess, the hot, rebel, brooding dude.
Dawson's Creek: Another big WTF. The only thing I got from this is that Audrey is so better off without Pacey. And that they should kill Jen off, because really, she's practically a cardboard character now. She barely has a line anymore.
Ed: HE KISSED CAROL!! HE KISSED CAROL!! But Carol's going away for the summer with the 95-year old alcoholic. I don't get women.
Will & Grace: That final scene with Grace finding her prince in shining armor was as corny as you could get. And I love Jack, and I love Cher, but I cringed through the whole Cher Is God scene. Best thing about this finale was about to cheat on Stan.
CSI: The only one that actually made me gasp out loud in utter surprise. I was so not expecting to enter the realm of GrissomTorture so soon. But hey, it was a fantastic episode. We got gruseome autopsy shots. We got Hot Greg eating cup noodles. We got loving looks between Nick and Warrick. We got Grissom saying "I've got a gal named Sara", which is as UST as you can get with that man, and we got enemas. Flawless, what can I say? ;-)
More to come later. I think.
This week was End of Season on TV, except for those bastards at Fox, who won't let me watch the Buffy finale until August. Bitches. And the Queer as Folk finale is in 2 weeks. Wheee!
Ally McBeal: What a lameass series finale. Manipulative and unbelievable at best. "But hey, we have Barry White to make you forget how stupid the script is." Ally deserved a better good-bye.
West Wing: The one that made me cry. And I don't mean that in a good way. WHY those fucking bastards had to kill Simon?!? He was the best original character this season, unlike whiny, stupid Amy. I swear, I wanna throttle her every time she's on screen. And she's supposed to represent the smart, intelligent woman of the 21st century? I'm depressed.
Friends: Hilarious. But they better stop the Joey/Rachel thing there, because the both of them together is just a thousand shades of wrong. Just get her and Ross together and make everyone happy. And Joey is SO Phoebe's. <.g>
Gilmore Girls: A big WTF to poor Sookie's wedding, which was as freakish as you could get. I always wonder why do they have to make her a bufoon. She's not stupid, for cripe's sakes. Another WTF to Lorelai sleeping with Christopher, which was sweet for 5 minutes until you realize how many fuck-ups that idea would involve. And whoops! Sherri's pregnant, so I'm sorry, Lorelai. You'e alone again. Bye! And a big boo hiss to her for being a bitch to Luke. But go Rory for kissing Jess, the hot, rebel, brooding dude.
Dawson's Creek: Another big WTF. The only thing I got from this is that Audrey is so better off without Pacey. And that they should kill Jen off, because really, she's practically a cardboard character now. She barely has a line anymore.
Ed: HE KISSED CAROL!! HE KISSED CAROL!! But Carol's going away for the summer with the 95-year old alcoholic. I don't get women.
Will & Grace: That final scene with Grace finding her prince in shining armor was as corny as you could get. And I love Jack, and I love Cher, but I cringed through the whole Cher Is God scene. Best thing about this finale was about to cheat on Stan.
CSI: The only one that actually made me gasp out loud in utter surprise. I was so not expecting to enter the realm of GrissomTorture so soon. But hey, it was a fantastic episode. We got gruseome autopsy shots. We got Hot Greg eating cup noodles. We got loving looks between Nick and Warrick. We got Grissom saying "I've got a gal named Sara", which is as UST as you can get with that man, and we got enemas. Flawless, what can I say? ;-)
More to come later. I think.